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21 Twitter Pickup Lines

May 12, 2009


05/13: Thank you to for this great article!  I’m sorry the link to the original article was left out of the original posting.  See the original here:

Twitter has joined the ranks of free online dating – great apps like help make the search for your one true love even easier.  But how do you break the ice?  Here’s a list of Twitter pickup lines found at  Most of them corny but hey, there’s always someone who loves them.  Worst case you’ll get a good laugh!

1. Be my date and I’ll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.

2. I’m twitterpated with you.

3. I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

4. If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

5. You’re so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk

6. Your twitters make my heart flitter.

7. Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you’re seeing this tweet, I ❤ you.

8. Tweet your mother ‘thank you’ for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.

9. Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

10. Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.

11. Let’s direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex

12. Tweet here often?

13. Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?

14. I may not be a genie but I can make your tweets come true.

15. Who cares about celebrities? You’re the only star in my twitterverse.

16. I usually don’t follow the first night but for you I’ll make an exception.

17. Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Cause it’s so far away from you.

18. I wouldn’t trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk’s.

19. I could read your random thoughts all night long.

20. Wanna go back to my house and #?

21. Oh can’t you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I’ll be following you.

Thanks to the following Tweeters for contributing to this list:


Follow @140love & @140LoveBird on Twitter!

Got more Twitter pick-up lines? Add them in the comments!

2 Comments leave one →
  1. getwetsailing permalink
    May 19, 2009 11:13 pm

    I would like to trade links with you. This is my site.

    I think it would help build both our sites




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